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    ．今日　楔子．

     
    ．Ｓｉｔｕａｔｉｏｎ．
     
    這大概是只有身為男人才會有的體認．．．
    相信身為男人的你我都有君臨公廁的經驗～～
    可能是公園，電影院或火車站．．．等～
    當我們去小解的時候，通常不一定是單獨的！
    同時可能有陌生人或朋友一起在旁排解～
    不曉得會不會有人像我這般無聊地去發現這個事實：
    有些男人真是夠愚蠢的生物！
    尿尿就尿尿嘛！比大小，開些輕薄的玩笑那也都還好！
    但，有遇過跟你比尿速聲的嗎？
     
    昨天中午，我和約莫５個男人同時在市政府的公廁併排小便．．．
    我因為有點小急，一鬆拉鍊，早上的咖啡就忍不住和我告別！
    筆直的水柱就這樣如飛箭般頃洩，在小便斗中央的排水孔發出ㄌㄨㄡㄌㄨㄡ聲響！
    不知怎一回事，站在左邊禿頭的Ａ君，用更強力尿柱製造出更大ㄌㄨㄡㄌㄨㄡ聲！
    （我猜他一定提了肛，縮了小腹，讓丹田的肌肉更緊實，更易出力！）
    我瞥見他若有似無的得意表情，彷彿回應我根本無意挑戰的挑釁！
    說是遟那時快，我右方粗脖子的Ｂ君也不甘示弱地以極大的ㄌㄨㄡㄌㄨㄡ聲回擊！
    還為了顯示其實他很輕鬆地擊敗了我和Ａ君，居然自顧自地吹起了口哨～～
    不過，我有瞄到Ｂ君脖子上因用力而更突顯出的青筋，深藍且蜿蜒！
     
    文章的第二段我有提到廁所裡其實有５個男人的，對吧！
    除了禿頭Ａ，我，粗脖Ｂ外，還有兩位伯伯悄悄地從我們身後離開，彷彿逃兵！
    我心中儼然升起惻隱之心，想告訴他們，我只是單純地尿急而已並無意宣戰！
    希望他們有尿乾淨！不過，在他們眼中，我大概和禿頭Ａ粗脖Ｂ是同一掛的吧～～
    哎！我不殺伯仁，伯仁卻．．．這世界上就是有這種詭譎又難以清楚交代的事～～
    尿尿變得不僅僅只是尿尿！這樣的詭譎，我還是第一次發現到！
    你說，男人是不是夠愚蠢的生物？！
     
    9/12/2006 2:24:47 PM | Blog it

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    擺錯位置的杜賓狗wrote:
     
    真的嗎？男生真的會這樣嗎？
     
    女生就不可能了。
    若隔壁間廁所有人，我甚至尿不大出來…
    要先按沖水，讓水聲掩蓋聲音才有辦法。
    不過我不知道別人是不是也會這樣，我沒問過。
     
    Sept. 18

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